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Xara. Female. 16. Slytherin.

This is a mutlifandom blog that changes focus more often than the wind changes direction.
CURRENTLY RENOVATING. SORRY FOR POOR QUALITY

simply-syra:

Ignorant fools were forever killing each other over gold, the King mused.

The Mad Tyrant settled backed against his throne with all the coiled tension of a snake about to strike. Idly, he dug the tip of his diamond sword into the polished gilded surface and grinned as it bit into the precious metal.

They could have the wretched stuff.

It was the blood he wanted.

And it was blood he got.

Paid for in four blocks of solid gold.

Patrick: So, uh, you know how the show works. I ask the guest to give me a description of the drawing they want me to do, and then I do it. [...] You wanna go ahead and read off what you wrote me? The first one, though.
Ryan: Ahem. I would like you to draw a surly-looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco (magical) in one hand, and a wizened weasel (non-magical) in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie.
Patrick: Now you'll notice in that description, he did not put himself in the drawing.
Ryan: I am everywhere in that, I don't know what you're talking about.
Patrick: No, you didn't put your physical self in it.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm all over that.
Patrick: You are not in it. So I told him no, you have to be in it, I will give you that as well but you have to be in it. So he sent me a second email, which read as follows-
Ryan: It read as follows - Oh, you want me to give you a forum for more adjectives? Challenge accepted. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary leafless tree, wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand I hold the fate of the planet. The other hand is idle, but interested.
Patrick: Thank you, Ryan Haywood.
Ryan: You are welcome.

therogzilla:

While waiting on some tech support, I did an updated sketch of the Achievement Hunter guys.  I was thinking about captioning them but I’m to tired to think of anything tonight.  Maybe if/when I color them. 

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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berunov:

Rocket, no.

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shut down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

ATTENTION ALL CONFUSED PEOPLE

  • Swatting: A new trend where a Twitch player or Livestreamer is targeted and reported to the police for being a threat. The intention is to watch the Livestreamer or Twitch player be arrested live on camera.
  • If you see anyone bragging that they are the culprits behind a ‘swatting’, report them immediately. Especially to the authorities.

ROOSTER TEETH HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT A THREAT HAS BEEN MADE. THEY HAVE TAKEN PRECAUTIONS. DO NOT CONTACT ROOSTER TEETH ABOUT THIS. THEY KNOW.

Please spread THIS version around so people are further informed.

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

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